Thanksgiving unabridged

[possiblybored]

So, I've been meaning to post my Grandma/Thanksgiving story for a while.

Recap:  My Grandmother who lives here in Georgia--remember her?  Last spring we went to visit her and she answered her door drunk, with no pants on.  Then she kinda fell into the dryer.  Ring any bells?

Yes, well, my family and I brought her a little Thanksgiving dinner on the

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[keatsheart]

I'm really sorry that your Thanksgiving sucked.

But your grandmother is freaking hysterical. I don't think I've discussed penises of any size with either of my grandmothers.

[postmodernpeach]

i'm sorry about the last two paragraphs. but the grandmother and penises was absolutely classic. classic, i tell you. i needed that :P

[anonymous]

Mike, this is an epic Thanksgiving tale. My own grandparents are nuts, so I can relate. My grandfather has this thing where, when he finishes eating a meal, he immediately takes his dentures out and licks the remaining food matter off of them. It's rather repugnant to watch. The trick is to finish eating before he does so you don't lose your appetite.

Oh, this is Chris by the way. Keep up the good work!