【 1 】 - Introductions are in order.

[possiblyboth]

|| ooc - bored and procrastinating and putting this up early. getting off soon, but will be back tomorrow afternoon! ||

Listen guys, you’ve got it all wrong. I wasn’t trying to prevent the Apocalypse, just, you know, thwart that gosh darn Angel? The holy water was totally a slip. And Hastur just went out for a stroll. Sure he’ll be back soon. Really

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[autistic_genius]

Are you new?

Things can be a bit confusing at first.

[possiblyboth]

Aren't you a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed welcoming crew?

Listen, can you tell me where I am, exactly?

[autistic_genius]

I, uh, don't exactly know. I can tell you that you're on the "Barge", which is something of a interdimensional prison and ship.

[possiblyboth]

Barge. Wow, what a creative name you've got there. Why don't we call it 'The Ship'?

Just to get the record straight, this isn't some new level of Hell, right?

[still_ineffable]

Prevent the Apoca

Hastur

...

Crowley?

1/2 - Hey he recognizes that handwriting!

[possiblyboth]

Aziraphale?

They wouldn't--

...
|| Strikes are of the 'squint and read' kind.||

2/2 - Aaaand he tries to play it cool.

[possiblyboth]

Yeah, and?

Also trying. FAILING.

[still_ineffable]

Oh, my dear, this is simply -

Er. Well. That is.

One supposes that yours and mine must have put us in the same place for the sake of balance, eh? Ineffability and all that. It was inevitable.

....

It's me, Crowley.

[still slightly druink (champagne unrelated btw)]

[young_idealist]

What?

[possiblyboth]

Who? Where? When?

[now mostly just hungover]

[young_idealist]

What are you talking about?
Who are you?
Where did you come from?
When did you arrive?

Two can play that game, monsieur.

Poor Armand.

[possiblyboth]

What do you think I'm referencing?
I think my name is Crowley?
Well that's a tough questions, do you want originally, or just now?
Do you know, I think I have no idea?