i found this in an old email. its a survey i filled out back in hs. i thought i would share:
1.LIVING ARRANGEMENT? 230 cats and 6 hobos i found on the side of the road
2.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? how to impress your date
4. FAVORITE GAME? beat the white man
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? seventeen
6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? my boogers
6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? girls
7. FAVORITE SOUND? i don't know, im deaf
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? when there's no food in the frig.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? i peed in the bed again
10. FAVORITE COLOR? brown
11. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 56
12. FUTURE Child's NAME? Boy: Stoney, Quah Girl: 7, Uteh
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? food
14. FAVORITE FOODS? too personal
15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate on my hamburgers and vanilla on my hot dogs
16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? do you?
19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1941 US Infantry Tank
20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? i would kick them
24. IF YOU CAN HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? an asian bounty hunter
25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? neon pink
26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? maybe
28. FAVORITE MOVIES? asians strike back, return of the asians
29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? yes i type with my fingers
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 20957204580295702985
32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? apple bobbing
33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. i dont like you junk email
36. WHAT CD (OR TAPE) DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR STEREO RIGHT NOW? how to speak english vol. 4
37. FAVORITE TV SHOW? king 5 news, the scenes look so real
38. EARLIEST CHILDHOOD MEMORY! going into the 10th grade
39. DO YOU CRY AT THE MOVIES? only when the asians die
40. TACOS OR BURGERS? taco burgers
41. NICKNAME: hey you!, stupid retard
43. FAV WEBSITE: www.he875hgkj.com
44. DREAMS OR NIGHTMARES? whats a dream?!
45. Do YOU FLIP PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC: no, they do flips by themselves, they don't need my help