My thoughts for the day...

Jun 11, 2009 10:31

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purple_jo June 11 2009, 10:12:25 UTC
Queen's official birthday is June 13th but you can normally take it any time afterwards :-)

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wuggy June 14 2009, 12:36:15 UTC
What you need in that situation is a piece of seriously high-tech kit. It's called a "paper weight", and it's incredible!

It uses the latest breakthroughs in quantum gravity on a macro scale to ensure that Bernouli-like effects from rotary impellors do not result in improper paper scattering. People have developed devices that have a fairly abundance of "mass", which whilst interacting with the mass of the Earth and all other masses in the universe, but hey, that's just the science produces a force known as "weight". By applying this "weight" to the pile of paper, it increases the paper-scattering threshold velocity dramatically... and unless your fan is in a wind tunnel, and several yards in diameter, that should be enough to stop any unwanted scattering.

People have claimed that this property isn't new, and that natural things called "rocks" have this property. I don't believe them... it's all based on the brand spanky new science of quantum gravity afterall! They'd have to be quantum rocks, or something... err...

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