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As most of you know, Terezi purchased a warehouse in the middle of the fucking desert with the money she won on her vision quest to Las Vegas. What follows is an approximation of what it looks like, using the excellent architecture simulation program Sims 3, with these qualifiers:
✖ Everything is a thousand times shittier looking than the Sims let me design it.
✖ Everything is also smaller. Rooms are big for visual purposes only. Basically the only things that'll fit in the bedrooms are a bed, a desk and a dresser. Maybe.
✖ It is dark. It is damp. Is it dirty. And the lighting sucks.
✖ Every empty room is really filled with junk: boxes, dust, odds and ends that the last owner left. Damn you, Sims, for not letting me fill my houses with trash.
✖ The rooms really aren't color coded for convenience BUT MAYBE THEY REALLY WILL BE IN THE FUTURE?
✖ Sollux WISHES the computer lab really looked like this. :D
Isn't my approximation of the desert amazing?
Terezi's red door stands proud against the dirty white backdrop of the warehouse.
The view to the right on entry...
... and the view to left.
On the left is mostly storage but also a small living room, in which there are shitty couches and a shitty television. Please ignore the plasma screen TV, it's only in your imagination.
AERIAL VIEW. Fancy, no?
Door to the kitchen.
No stainless steel appliances here.
But there is seating for sixteen. Somehow.
BACK TO THE ENTRANCE. The middle door leads to stairs going up, so let's fucking go up.
These rooms are not really color coded.
Pumpkin? What pumpkin?
It would kind of be cool, though.
Because maybe then the bathrooms upstairs...
... could have...
... THESE.
Equius would probably die of ecstasy.
SORRY. TOO EARLY?
Back downstairs, from the entrance, the leftmost door leads to more storage and bathrooms. These rooms are also not color coded for convenience, and Karkat would never approve, but maybe one day...
BAM.
DOUBLE BAM.
WE COULD LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY.
They could even have their own towels.
Back at the entrance, the rightmost stairs go to the basement
This is where the magic happens.
Sollux' dream lab.
His dream station.
The basement also comes with its own eating area...
And kitchen.
And bathrooms.
And rooms filled with trash.
Ground Floor:
Second Floor:
Basement:
AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
I mean, probably not. But a girl can dream.
✖ Everything is a thousand times shittier looking than the Sims let me design it.
✖ Everything is also smaller. Rooms are big for visual purposes only. Basically the only things that'll fit in the bedrooms are a bed, a desk and a dresser. Maybe.
✖ It is dark. It is damp. Is it dirty. And the lighting sucks.
✖ Every empty room is really filled with junk: boxes, dust, odds and ends that the last owner left. Damn you, Sims, for not letting me fill my houses with trash.
✖ The rooms really aren't color coded for convenience BUT MAYBE THEY REALLY WILL BE IN THE FUTURE?
✖ Sollux WISHES the computer lab really looked like this. :D
Isn't my approximation of the desert amazing?
Terezi's red door stands proud against the dirty white backdrop of the warehouse.
The view to the right on entry...
... and the view to left.
On the left is mostly storage but also a small living room, in which there are shitty couches and a shitty television. Please ignore the plasma screen TV, it's only in your imagination.
AERIAL VIEW. Fancy, no?
Door to the kitchen.
No stainless steel appliances here.
But there is seating for sixteen. Somehow.
BACK TO THE ENTRANCE. The middle door leads to stairs going up, so let's fucking go up.
These rooms are not really color coded.
Pumpkin? What pumpkin?
It would kind of be cool, though.
Because maybe then the bathrooms upstairs...
... could have...
... THESE.
Equius would probably die of ecstasy.
SORRY. TOO EARLY?
Back downstairs, from the entrance, the leftmost door leads to more storage and bathrooms. These rooms are also not color coded for convenience, and Karkat would never approve, but maybe one day...
BAM.
DOUBLE BAM.
WE COULD LIVE TOGETHER IN HARMONY.
They could even have their own towels.
Back at the entrance, the rightmost stairs go to the basement
This is where the magic happens.
Sollux' dream lab.
His dream station.
The basement also comes with its own eating area...
And kitchen.
And bathrooms.
And rooms filled with trash.
Ground Floor:
Second Floor:
Basement:
AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
I mean, probably not. But a girl can dream.