Oh, Chris, nobody wants to celebrate YOUR birthday. Who would want to, when you can celebrate such amazing events as Pecan Day, or Waffle Day? Compared to giants such as those, backed by the powerhouse Pecan lobby and the Waffle conglomerate, respectively, your miniscule birthday doesn't stand a chance.
Just forget all hopes of having your birthday celebrated. Nobody wants to. Nobody loves you. And for fuck's sake, your Livejournal is UGLY!!!
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Just forget all hopes of having your birthday celebrated. Nobody wants to. Nobody loves you. And for fuck's sake, your Livejournal is UGLY!!!
(Happy birfday, motherfucker.)
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