Of large men and lemurs

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Keep in mind, that, as I write this, I’m alone in a house with someone’s father who doesn’t realize that I’m here. He, like most people, is bigger than me, so I’m working up a nice terror-induced cold sweat. The terror alone is enough to make me write things I don’t really mean, let alone the situation that led to me being trapped here with this

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[anonymous]

Ha!

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I tend to feel the same way, especially when thinking about [currently popular celebrity and/or corrupt polotician].
[anecdote about said celebrity and/or polotician]
Ha! Isn't that the way it always goes?

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Especially when I misspell politician twice in one reply....

[anonymous]

Ha!

[anonymous]

wow. do you enjoy talking to yourself?

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Yes. Yes I do. Thank you very much for asking.

[nefara]

Well, you're guaranteed an intelligent reply.

Or at least you'll think it's intelligent, because you won't know better.

Why am I writing this...?

and why lemurs? why not ring-tailed ones for that matter?

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Lemurs? Darned if I know! I just want to get out of this closet.