Why would the parrot try to buy something, anyway?

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Fuck you, Microsoft word! Your blank documents stole all my ideas! I saw them all leave me through my fingers and go into the keyboard, through the cords, into the box with the fan that goes "whirrrrr", out another cable, and projected onto the monitor. I saw them up there, all nice and shiny and good. Solid good ideas, all laid out and filled in

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[nefara]

cleeever...

But can't you just check the recycling bin in your head? I mean, don't leave us (meaning me...) hanging here! I want more texty postscription goodness!!

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What's this? A comment? Such a rarity these days.
Don't worry, there's always more coming. At least, I think there is. Maybe. I have more things to post, I just have to type them. But the recycling bin in my head gets emptied out by waste management services daily, so the beautiful ideas are dead. Maybe there'll be more. Maybe there'll be pie. I'm not sure yet.

[nefara]

Hmm..Well, what I would do is find the waste management services manager man, go to his office, kick him repeatedly, then cause extreme psychological trauma by stalking him, his wife, and all his little children.

It won't bring your ideas back, but it will make you feel so much better ^_^

Mmmmmm pieeee...

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Sorry, I need the last word.