It's shocking. I wrote a poem. It's so shocking that the poem has no title, and the two filenames it takes up on my hard drive are "Holy shit, it's a poem!.doc" and "Holy shit, it's a poem! - Alternate.doc ( Read more... )

**This is another of someone else's homework assignments, though it is from last semester. I don't have anything new, but I'm hoping you haven't read this one yet. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Updates... Yeah. I've gotta work on those...

**Like the title above suggests, this is an excerpt from the now thing I've been working on. It'll probably get taken out before the final draft, so I'm going to put it here so that it doesn't die completely ( Read more... )

Nothing to post for now! I'm working on something new, and I don't want to put pieces up because I haven't worked on the beginning yet! I like the idea behind it, but it's not really funny at all. Unless you consider a complete lack of talent to be humorous. But I jest, of course. It'll be gweat.

**This assignment called for the student to write about the one right or freedom that they would keep if they had to chose just one. I didn't quite stick to the guidelines, and I didn't write enough, since I think it was supposed to be a 3 to 5 page paper. Another solid F ( Read more... )

**Warning, this section may not be suitable for small children who don't enjoy images of eviscerated bunnies ( Read more... )

His train of thought was switched to the wrong rail and shot out his left nostril ( Read more... )

**Sorry for the delay in getting part 6 out. If you care, that is. If not, please disregard this comment ( Read more... )

Predictions(Flawed ( Read more... )