heheh. I am terrible, really
stolen from
lordkamel and/or
musikmunky If I were a month, I'd be: September
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 7:15
If I were a planet, I'd be: Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Sea Urchin
If I were a direction, I'd be: down
If I were a sin, I'd be: Sloth
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Napoleon
If I were a liquid, I'd be: quicksilver
If I were a tree, I'd be: A Mighty Scotch Pine
If I were a bird, I'd be: Pelican
If I were a tool, I'd be: Vise Grips
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Clover
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Windy
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: The Sphinx
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: an Oboe
If I were an animal, I'd be: heheh. Any kind of Monkey. All the Monkeys.
If I were a color, I'd be: hmmm... deep Navy Blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: melancholy
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: green beens!
If I were a sound, I'd be: quiet breathing
If I were an element, I'd be: Earth
If I were a car, I'd be: an old VW Van
If I were a song, I'd be: Best Imitation of Myself- Ben Folds Five
If I were a movie, I'd be: Ran
If I were a book, I'd be: Neil Gaiman's Sandman
If I were a food, I'd be: Fudge
If I were a place, I'd be: the sheepfields, oh, how I miss them...
If I were a material, I'd be: Flannel
If I were a taste, I'd be: Gravy. The Best Gravy you've ever had.
If I were a scent, I'd be: a woodpile in late autumn
If I were a religion, I'd be: Heheh... um, Theistic Mysticism. Hey, I just made that up!!
If I were a word, I'd be: Archetypal
If I were an object, I'd be: A block
If I were a body part, I'd be: A foot
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: the eyebrow raised-thingy
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: History
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: The Evil Monkey that lives in Chris Griffin's closet.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Square!
If I were a number, I'd be: 3, 7, 13, or 39. I can't be sure. it changes.