Me: "What's wrong, Jack? Is Timmy stuck in the well again?"

Mom: "We can only hope."

Jack being our dog who barks. A lot.

I just couldn't help myself...


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I am so dead it's not even funny. Unless you're my mom, who's laughing up a storm right now! Shit!

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Two years. God, how have I survived TWO years without him? Cheers, Marty! To the WORLD'S BEST PUPPY.

WHO FINALLY HAS A PERMIT????? THAT'S RIGHT! HOLLY DOES! ::dances like convulsive deer:: w00tage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. So, I'm in England right now, for those of you who know or care. We're not in London at the moment, but despite terrorist attacks, we shall be going there. Unless transport is entirely impossible. So yeah. Love you all! Cheers! ^_¬ O.o ^_~ stupid english keyboards....