Colette Molire

[potcsues]

There's a parody here by vampirenaomi. You should read it, because I'm in it. Oh, yeah, and because it's rather funny. And there are lesbians.

Today's Sue is after Jack. Again. And she's French. Again.

TITLE: French Rebellion
CULPRIT: savvy2515
SUMMARY: "A feisty young French woman is trying to figure out how to live her life, when she is "saved" and

Comments

[_honeyspider]

When he turned, his back revealed many scars, painful looking slashes.

Heh heh. The word 'slash' in a potc story makes me wonder where Will is.

‘I had no idea anything could feel so wonderful.’

BWA HAHA!! Oh, teh badness of that one line!

Although, I'm ashamed to admit I rather enjoyed that last bit. 'Whoa! Whoa!' he cried jumping out from under her, causing her to roll of the bed. 'Gracias, senorita, but no.' For some reason, this makes me giggle. And so I do. Although, if some hot, Spanish chick with 'curves in all the right places' tore my shirt off, I'd be rather upset. But maybe not for very long...

[eralkfang]

Bad porn burns! It burns!

'Colette Molire, you are being hung til' dead for crimes against her royal majesty and Europe. Crimes in detail such as impersonating Queen Mary of Scotland at her majesty's birthday celebration. Burning the Mort Homme Prison in Toulouse, France. Acting subversive toward Commodore Nelson and the imperial soldiers. Shooting Colonel...err... Sir Hamilton in the foot. Stealing her majesty's royal coach and torching a copy of the laws of England.' ... he [Jack] could easily have done any of them, better even, but she was a girl.
That little passage gave me a mental image of Jack dressed up as a queen. Damn you, brain!

Where'd I put the eye-bleach...

[eralkfang]

*dies laughing* I would pay to see that, yes I would...

[interstellar]

WRONG.

There's just nothing else to say.

[ganeris]

*blinks*

Brassiere?

*blinks again*

Does the Suethor think that by giving it its full name it somehow makes it less anachronistic? I realize I am picking on a very small point, but after all that fuss in the movie about corsets... argh!

*spork*

[bambooshoots]

This is what got to me, too. that and the "lace shorts" bit.

[mirity]

Evidently, the Sue knew the whereabouts of the very first Victoria's Secret.

[ganeris]

A larger problem comes to view - I went to look at this in the Pit of Voles and it's rated PG-13. I agree, it's bad porn, but hello, it's still porn.