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Mikhaïla Chevonne Daniella Nicole Owenson

Jun 21, 2004 11:36

So, I suppose technically this counts as Sue #1 of the 21st instead of Sue #2 of the 20th.

Whatever. Time is not my master.

Sue #2:

TITLE: Abadoned Pirate
CULPRIT: Becca Malfoy
SUMMARY: "Mikhaïla is the daughter of a pirate, and her mother saves her life by throwing her to the sea. Mikhaïla is washed up on an island, and found by a crew of ( Read more... )

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kireirociel June 21 2004, 15:53:15 UTC

How much money shall we bet that the mother threw her overboard because she knew her daughter was a sue? ;)

roz_morgan June 21 2004, 16:10:08 UTC

Well it was the only kind thing to do in the cercomstances.

scarlet_blade June 21 2004, 21:11:09 UTC

If I were mother to a Sue, I wouldn't just throw her overboard. That'd be too easy for her to escape. No, I'd take out my trusty spork and start stabbing until the Sue was in small enough chunks for my pet rat to eat.

kasatka June 21 2004, 16:05:11 UTC

Lately what has irritated me most is the spelling of "m'am" or "ma'm." It's "ma'am" people! Augh.

=P

What's with the long list of names anyway? Is it just because they can't decide which name to use for their character?

queen_knight June 21 2004, 16:34:44 UTC

It's a sad day when people possess some inkling on how to form sentences, but can't pull coherent logic out of their asses to save their lives.

If the ocean was able to break her leg that badly, it should have also broken her neck.

salophile June 21 2004, 17:25:14 UTC

If the ocean broke her leg so badly that it pushed the bone through the skin, then wouldn't that have bled and attracted sharks? If I remember correctly, there ARE sharks in the Caribbean...

rainbowjehan June 22 2004, 02:59:29 UTC

That would be the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea branch of logic, there.

Although I doubt the 'Suethor has read Jules Verne.

salophile June 22 2004, 03:13:50 UTC

Neither have I, but that doesn't stop me from knowing about the damned sharks.

rainbowjehan June 22 2004, 03:22:51 UTC

Well, you're quite right. It's incredibly annoying.

Also, I like your icon. ^_^ I like everyone's icon, but I like yours especially.

Thread 7

daniellafromage June 21 2004, 17:29:32 UTC

From the author's profile:

Becca Malfoy is not Becca's real name, obviously. She wishes she were married to Draco, as she finds him extremly hot, but she is not. Draco is the boyfriend of her main character, Sasha. Just so that you know, Sasha IS Becca, but with a different appearence, and Sasha is a witch. Becca only wishes she was a witch.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, we have a basic description of how every Sue is born.