Mary-You #8

[potcsues]

Had to take a short vacation after that last Sue. shivers That was a spirit breaker. Of course, looking at my notes for tommorow's Sue, that one really doesn't look much better.

Then...this one is no walk in the park...

Is it just me, or are they getting worse?

TITLE: Maine Squeeze Sadly, this is not a pun. Then, I suppose it wouldn't be the

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[eralkfang]

hugh-jass? Sexi Plexi?

And nobody's freaking out back at the cruise ship that one of the passengers just suddenly disappeared?

Ow! It hurts!

[megaera_1]

Hugh Jass= Simpsons flashback

Sexi Plexi is a song by Jack Johnson, and a very good one at that. I have the most horrible feeling that Suethor thought it would be a good way of describing someone.

I must go now and pray to the gods that Jack is not being defiled by Suethor

[livilla]

*curls up in a ball of pain* Dear GOD, it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, all those exclamation points were necessary.

Ending Revised: Your Sudden Demise - Part I

[rum_tum_tum]

Lovely.

You found one of your favorite songs, and in a way it seemed somewhat appropriate. You couldn't help but sing along with the hottie Billy Boyd.

Home is behind,

The world ahead

And there are many paths to tread

Through shadow

To the edge of night

Until the stars are all alight

Mist and shadow

Cloud and shape

Hope shall fail

All shall fadeOh, for Christ's sakes. Here, let me finish the story for you, HotBrits

Ending Revised: Your Sudden Demise - Part II

[rum_tum_tum]

"My utmost gratitude, love," he said.

A pause. "Your life wasn't even worth the sheets that have been tainted with your wretched blood. Now isn't a time to mourn or to grieve. It is a time of merriment and happiness! With much drinking of the rum!," said Sparrow, as he motioned with the intriguing idiosyncrasy of which makes fangirls swoon.

So, it wouldn't be far from the truth to say that Jack was cheerful and full of glee due to your death.

"Because now," he continued, "I don't have to worry about changing my ways and personality to suit your childish desires and raging teenage hormones." He placed his hat upon his head, turned around, and closed the door as he departed from the room.

As he made his way to main deck to inform his crew members of the wonderful news, he solemnly thought to himself...

You've saved me from engaging in a badly-written romance and future sex scene (insert your name here). And for that, I am eternally grateful. You were to be my savior, (insert your name here); you are my savior.An uproar of

[beanarie]

Rum Tum Tum, dude. I think I love you.

[rum_tum_tum]

It's painfully obvious that I need my beta, for even writing a short piece such as that, but I'm glad that you liked it, beanarie :)

[pyrobaby]

So.....uh. "I don't have spellcheck??" "Sorry about that guys, my computer wouldn't let me space properly??" What is she writing this thing on, a graphing calculator? Personally, I think on top of spellcheck, all text editor programs should have a feature that automatically locks down the program and deletes the file if the words "sexi plexi" are typed into it. *twitch*

[eringryffin]

::Shrugs:: I did/do most of my writing in WordPad, so the spellchecker's off, etc. I don't object to her not having a spellcheck program.

The thing is, an electronic spellchecker is a pitiful crutch (it won't catch "then I went too the mall and looked at there new clothes"), and no substitute for 1. actually knowing the language you're writing in, and 2. human input. (Or 3. actually caring about your writing.)

[uncommon_comma]

Agent Mara of the Department of Technical Errors reporting.

Suethor would like us to know: "DO NOT correct my spelling, bcz I can't help it, I don't have spellcheck, if it bothers you that much, then don't bother reading, otherwise, SHUT UP ABOUT IT!"

Fanfiction.net would like Suethor to know: 1. Spell check all stories and poems. There is no excuse for not doing this. If you do not have a word processor that has the spell checking feature, use a search engine such as Google.Com to find one.

Yelling at readers about her own bad spelling. Lovely.

*mashes keyboard*

*realizes that would result in more technical errors*

*grips pistol*

Most happily, my latest PPC chapter is up! It's now hosted on Miss Cam's site. Now Sue can see what we did to the last self-insertion who threw a tantrum because of her bad grammar