Captain Saberjess

[potcsues]

Sorry for the horrendously late Sue, everyone. To make up for it I will offer you two Sues today, the other comes later.

The author of this one would like to assure you that this is, in fact, not a Mary Sue. I have a folder containing about a score of "NOT A Mary Sue" Sues. She also has a "NOT A Mary Sue" Edward Scissorhands story. I'm very scared

Comments

[missoccurs]

Whenever I'm searching fanfiction.net, and I can see a really bad fic, I always ask myself- WWSD? That's 'What Will (the) Sue do?', you see. And the answer is always the same. 'SS- SVS'.

Note to Author: Summarizing your story by saying "Yes, it is a JackOC, but she is every bit as cool as he is" pretty much guarantees the sueness. No one is as cool as Jack.

[anunspiritedsue]

The one saving grace beneath all the sludge is the writer's rather good grasp of grammar.

Everything else is, indeed, sludge. >

[niav]

Odd Sue. I'd sleep with Barbossa.

Stop looking at me like that. It'd be more interesting an encounter than most, what with the undeadness and all.

[sundragyn]

NOOO! THE SUE HAS TAKEN MY NAME! NOOOO!

(I must admit that "Saberjess" made me giggle, though.)

[very_verydanger]

... and what a perfect time to use the Rachel-con! Bleeding Sue... -_-