Jordyn

[potcsues]

Did some of you guys review Catherine Swann, angsty sufferer of unnamed debilitating disease? The author now has up, in place of a first chapter a rant. I've added in some comments of my own.

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[niav]

Jordyn?

Jordyn?

Jordyn?

Jordyn?

Jordyn?

... Jordyn?

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[mylla]

You know what this name reminds me of? The website I've been chuckling over for the last week.

Hideous baby names! Check it out!

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[niav]

I love that site! Also, you know where else you can find horrendous names? ;) Fun.

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[mylla]

Ohh, thank you!

It's like the other site, only serious!

More hours of procrastination enjoyment!

[celtic_trifecta]

FF.net doesn't allow announcements in place of chapter and Fandonia can get her story pulled for having it there. It looks like she's also removed the review.

Not another WillSue. This is simply ridiculous. And why must all these authors bash Elizabeth?! And Norrington for that matter? I don't understand it. Stupid Sue, with the very stupid name... Ai.

[mylla]

Ugh, I don't know where to start with this.

Look, Will/OC fics almost by definition force at least one person to be totally OOC - either Will or Elizabeth or both of them. (Unless they pretend Elizabeth doesn't exist, which is a destruction of canon anyway.) I suppose it could be done IC, but I won't believe that until I see it.

Then... there are just so many painfully hilarious moments in here.

My mother asked me on her death bed not to exploit myself and I don't want to let her down.

She'd whore herself out otherwise, of course. But it was her dying mother's wishes! You can't argue with that!

I used to live in Port Royal where this stuff never happened. Then my fiancée cheated on me and I joined my pirate friend. We came here and I went looking for someone I could, well, use so that I could fill the empty hole that my fiancée left me.

*facepalm* OOC-ness aside, this gets my Award for Awkward Exposition. "The reader needs to know this so I will blurt it all out to the random stranger I just met." Yeah.

It's ok. You seem

[thekow]

*Stabs eyes out with a spork*

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[thekow]

Thank you! :)

[the_fire_dancer]

*looks at fic, blinks, and backs away*

In other news, I hate authors that can't take con-crit.