Alexandra Black

[potcsues]

Another from "Elizabeth-Haters and Canon-Rapers".

This fic broke. my. spirit. My poor, abused Commodore. I'll try to give you guys the other Sue I owe you later today, but, after this, I make no promises.

TITLE: A Black heart
CULPRIT: Piratey Elf
SUMMARY: "Lets just say Norrington has always had a daughter. And ever since his wife died he takes

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[caffeine_buzz]

Sometimes I wonder if there's a special fangirl version of PotC floating around, where tons of mysterious girls continually end up on the ship and Norrington is an evil bastard. Because sometimes I really wonder if these people saw the same movie I did.

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[mylla]

"Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Fangirls"

[officialbizness]

A hand gliding across her face cut her off.

*gets mental image of Norrington ice skating, thus gliiiiding ever so prettily in his sequin covered costume*

In other news, I'm killing myself; no one should ever be forced to read this more than twice and I just don't want to take the chance that I might.

[thekow]

I couldn't get past the first part. There are so many errors JUST in the fact that Norrington has a daughter old enough to be Will's twu wuv that I'm afraid for my sanity if I continue on.

I once wrote a mary sue where I was Sirius' niece. My excuse is that I was 14 at the time. I though MY Sue was bad... then I read this.

Poor Sirius. Poor Norrington. Poor Will. Poor Elizabeth. Poor Jack.

Although I suppose Elizabeth got off easy. SHe got to die before all the REALLY bad shit started going down.

No other words are needed aside from these, from OFUCI:

[araeph]

"Welcome to Who Am I?: Characterization 101," Norrington said, assuming his place behind the driftwood podium. Gillette stood by his side, glaring out at the students. "In this class, you will learn how to write fanfiction that keeps the characters of Pirates of the Caribbean IN character

Re: No other words are needed aside from these, from OFUCI:

[rainbowjehan]

*squees!* Ah, you're brilliant! Utterly pure dead magic!

And, d00d, you mentioned Courfeyrac, in a really roundabout way! *loves you forever*

[araeph]

I'm not brilliant. Miss Merc and Thalia wrote OFUCI. THEY are fantastic. I didn't mean to give the impression that I was linking one of my own stories here! No, I'm "Araeph" on fanfiction.net, as I am on livejournal.com.

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[rainbowjehan]

Maah, beg pardon.

[bordergold]

I always thought Norrington was hot. *snuggles Norrington*