They just keep coming, and they keep getting worse. Where do I begin? Oh, how about ...Yelled Captain Morgan (I know its like a beer thing but get over it)? Um, it's a rum thing. Could have been an almost clever joke if used properly, but alas...
When they reached Tortuga it was very odd. There was hardly anyone out and even then they were running home. There weren't even any 'night walkers' out. Now even for Tortuga that was odd. This almost sounds ominous... but it's not. It's apparently just an odd night. There's nothing special happening at all. Not like the night they stole white slaves from England.
By this time Will had run into the room just in time to see Faith loose it. She was hitting Elizabeth everywhere with everything. Will ran over too her and grabbed Faith away from Elizabeth who was pathetically trying to defend herself. … He had seen enough to know that Elizabeth had started itSeen enough? He saw Faith wailing on Elizabeth. How on earth does that prove she started anything? This is like a hockey game my brother
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OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE ORIGIN: She's kidnapped (from England!) by the crew of the Black Pearl to be sold into slavery on Tortuga. OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE CANON CONNECTIONS/AFFILIATIONS: Will's childhood friend. Jack's true love.
I can safely say 'what the shit?' here, right? I mean, seriously. Because we all know how utterly easy it is to cross the feckin' Atlantic Ocean on a boat now, much less then. It takes weeks nowadays and we have engines. They did not.
It doesn't even take effort to figure that out.
Also, much love to the Will/Elizabeth Sex Campaign icons. I love the third one so.
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When they reached Tortuga it was very odd. There was hardly anyone out and even then they were running home. There weren't even any 'night walkers' out. Now even for Tortuga that was odd.
This almost sounds ominous... but it's not. It's apparently just an odd night. There's nothing special happening at all. Not like the night they stole white slaves from England.
By this time Will had run into the room just in time to see Faith loose it. She was hitting Elizabeth everywhere with everything. Will ran over too her and grabbed Faith away from Elizabeth who was pathetically trying to defend herself.
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He had seen enough to know that Elizabeth had started itSeen enough? He saw Faith wailing on Elizabeth. How on earth does that prove she started anything? This is like a hockey game my brother ( ... )
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"O'im just goin' dahn the markeht, luv. Oi'll be back soon, after ah kihl Den an' avenge meh dead sis'ter..."
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Oh well, mast, boom, what's the dif, really... other than the whole 'it would kill them' thing...
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OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE CANON CONNECTIONS/AFFILIATIONS: Will's childhood friend. Jack's true love.
I can safely say 'what the shit?' here, right? I mean, seriously. Because we all know how utterly easy it is to cross the feckin' Atlantic Ocean on a boat now, much less then. It takes weeks nowadays and we have engines. They did not.
It doesn't even take effort to figure that out.
Also, much love to the Will/Elizabeth Sex Campaign icons. I love the third one so.
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