New Journal Lite™!

[potemkyn]

My good friend Kate has advised me that my journal entries are too long and boring to be read in full. Since my journal entries are perfect and universally appealing, much like the Bible, she must have been taken by some kind of Brain Fever. However, I value her opinion and need to respond childishly to any evaluation of my work. Thus, I have

Comments

wow

[evans_sock]

simply amazing

[skeebix]

I UNDERSTOOD THAT!
So much, in so little.
so....prolific
*tear*

Oh, I mean.
Me likum you short entry
make sense
me read whole thing
good!

blasphemy

[potemkyn]

The saddest thing is, this is by far the best received entry I've done. I just don't understand why people can't just accept my long and condescending posts as the masterpieces they are, and read them until their corneas start bleeding. Why do you have to be right about everything?

[cactus_rs]

reading your post was like being in my poetry class all over again, only less emo.

[potemkyn]

woh-ho! all these comments are giving me a hard-on! i must be bathed in more praise! from now on all entries will be monosylabic grunts, then i will get even more sweet, sumptous comments.

Most astounding...

[thewanderingjew]

That was truly groundbreaking. I am just in shock. That is the most amazing thing you did there, from a purely literary sense. I mean, that trademark symbol is simply incredible. Keep up the profound work in the way of more such symbols and your readership will never wane.