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potemkyn

Illadelph Halflife

May 10, 2005 15:30

24 hours left. I'll miss this fetid shitheap; it sure had its moments. Like the time with that crazy guy, what was his name? Crazylegs or some shit, whatev' brah, it was hilarious. What a fag. Then that dude from the fucking 'Pony that was doin' kickstands in your basement and he was all like "Blaah" HAHA! That was sick. Yeh, I guess I'll be ( Read more... )

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skeebix May 10 2005, 23:12:56 UTC

Can't wait to be talked to!

potemkyn May 11 2005, 00:17:58 UTC

Thank god you said something first. Lord knows my timid demeanor would have been too timorous to extend the olive branch of conversation first. Even now, my tiny heart beats with anticipation as I pen this message from beneath my luxurious afghan. I promise you, my rapacious wit will soon fill your ears. You shall hear no end of my exploits oppressing the dark people in the strange and treacherous urban lair, which I still, regrettably, inhabit. Soon, soon, I shall return. O! My crimson haired beauty, there is only the great expanse of Chronos to keep us divided, now!

Catch you on the flipside, brother trucker!!!!!!1111one,
Ryan

amerikan_idiot May 11 2005, 06:03:55 UTC

Ryan, I hope to see you this summer as well.

potemkyn May 11 2005, 06:14:43 UTC

After all those crazy messages your virus-laden computer sent me, you damn well better see me. Or perhaps I'll see you, through the scope of my high-powered hunting rifle. You shall be the victim in my game of death, as I track the most elusive of all prey: …MAN! The only reward for escape is your life.

Just kidding, I copied that off the back of a "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. In any event, I'm sure we'll meet soon. On a completely unrelated note, I'd be terribly pleased if you would join me on my isolated island compound next weekend.

Death to all Infidels,
Ryan

yo... thewanderingjew May 11 2005, 06:22:29 UTC

i kissed a girl today. she's a good kisser.

Re: yo... potemkyn May 11 2005, 06:26:12 UTC

Shut up, we both know there's no such thing as girls.

bang_a_rang May 11 2005, 22:54:40 UTC

Ryan, sloppy pass me

Ryan! Ryan! thewanderingjew May 11 2005, 23:07:16 UTC

Pass me sloppy. Tee hee. Touch my balls, too.
-Katie
(not brandon)

Re: Ryan! Ryan! potemkyn May 12 2005, 02:40:29 UTC

Quit tryin' to snake my lady, brah!

Don't worry, I'll get to you soon enough, little lamb. potemkyn May 12 2005, 02:39:08 UTC

r u trying to cyber w/me?????
hot pix a/s/l????