I had forgotten how fucking hilarious this was!!!


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I was watching the Winter Olympics last night and the crazy fuckin luge is on and dudes are crashing everywhere, pretty awesome.
Then on the train this morning I saw someone wearing these...

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Demetri Martin on stuttering..
Is he going to say Car or Carnival?
CARAMEL?!!?!
YES!!!!
come back soon Demetri!!

Also, watch this
Its an SNL sketch about the Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia. Hilarious stuff.

01. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Was courted by two employers on the same day, got a decent job with heaps of future oppotunity, got sweet sweet broadband, felt good about the direction things were going, I GOT TO PAT A MOTHERFUCKING TIGER - YOU KNOW WITH THE TEETH AND THE HAIR AND THE BITING AND SHIT. HOLY SHIT!

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THE SCARIEST WOMEN ON EARTH!

The $125 base price for a mask includes: eyelashes, painted eyes (in your choice of color), zipper or laces in back (sized to your specifications), and make-up.

Well, maybe its not so bad. I will get to pick the color of the eyes!

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