stupid muggle contraption

[potionmastersev]

I am embarrassed to admit this, but I have gotten one of these journals because I have heard my students talking about them... I personally don't see what is so fascinating about these muggle contraptions, but if Lucius, Draco and even You-know-who himself have found their way onto here, there must be something to it

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[zaki]

Good heavens....there's Wizads popping up all over the place! Who's next? Filch? Hagrid? Norbert?

Speaking as a Muggle here....aren't y'all being a bit....bold? Not much of a secret anymore, is it? :)

That's ok, I'm happy to have had the honor of being your first boneheaded guest.

(And you can't take points from me, so HA!)

[potionmastersev]

Norbert is a dragon, I belive, and therefor, cannot use a computer... don't ask stupid questions. And I sudder to think of what Filch or Hagrid would write in their journals? Cleaning tips and hard-like-stones muffin recipes?
I do not think I am taking much risk here. Since you already know about Hagrid, Filch and Norbert, you shouldn't be surprised to learn about me. Besides, I doubt any muggles really belive that I am who I say I am; most of you will assume that I'm just a silly fangirl that likes to pretend she's the bigbad.
Sadly it is true that I cannot take away points from you, but I take pleasure in knowing that you will never be one of my students.

[zaki]

don't ask stupid questions.

I prefer to think that it was a wry rhetorical question combined with a bit of sarcasm, and was not expecting a serious answer. However, I commend your literal mind- I'm sure it comes in handy, and will prove useful as you master this new technology.

most of you will assume that I'm just a silly fangirl that likes to pretend she's the bigbad.

*snork* Well, I can honestly say I didn't have any such thought until this moment. *cackle* Of course, now this image shall be stuck in my head.

I take pleasure in knowing that you will never be one of my students.

I take equal pleasure in knowing that I'm DONE with school forever, thankyewverymuch. I also seem to take peverse pleasure in being insulted by random Wizards. Should you prove to continue being so entertaining, I shall have to friend you.

[potionmastersev]

*snork* Well, I can honestly say I didn't have any such thought until this moment. *cackle* Of course, now this image shall be stuck in my head.

Yes, well you wouldn't be the first to have rather odd thought about what I am like. There are some people out there that make the dark lord seem sane.

Should you prove to continue being so entertaining

I wasn't aware I was here to amuse you. However, so far you seem to be more educated and less dim-witted than most of the students I have to deal with on a daily bases. I just might look forward to insulting you regularly.