color me apathetic
Remus Lupin has to be the personification of a sedative. Honestly, even the color of mouldy brown is more exciting. I imagine counting dust particles holds more entertainment and interest than reading Remus "I'm Dull" Lupin's journal. However, I should be grateful that he has taken it upon himself to grace our online community with his lackluster presence as it has saved me the effort of brewing a batch of sleeping potion for Madame Pomfrey's patients.
All I had to do was simply print out the entirety of Lupin's journal and it had the average student unconscious with boredom within three minutes. I even have my own copy stashed in my night table for those times when I don't want to take the potion equivalent of valium.
So, in an attempt to make his last entry a bit more colorful, I've gone through the trouble of spiffing them up a bit.
Yall liss'n here. I rather like bein alone in London. I spent the good majority of the last day curled up in my hotel room wif coffee an' a book. Though I miss Sirius (an' didn't see his post in time ta brin him wif me! - I'm sorry, Sirius) an' havin a niatly bed-partner (that was *not* a sexual reference, thanks) it is good ta have some time by myself.
Well, comin trailer in a few airs. I look forward ta seein everyone.
I am still not a good liar. Are yall wif me? Hah. Anyway, an like'a that. Ya reckon?
I believe that makes it a bit of a less chore to read. However, I'm particularly fond of this translation.
I rather like being alone in London. I spent the wanking good majority of the last day fingered up in my hotel room with coffee and a squirting book. Though I fucked Sirius (and didn't see his post in time to bring him with me! - I'm sorry, Sirius) and having a gangbanging nightly bed-partner (that was *not* a sexual reference, fistfucks) it is good to have some time by myself.
Well, coming home in a few hours. I look forward to seeing everyone. I am still not a wanking good liar. Hah. Anyway.
So, by doing this, I am attempting to inject some semblance of novelty into his entries. I am actually doing Mr. Mundane a favor. If I could be any more bored with his journal, I would be catatonic.
All I had to do was simply print out the entirety of Lupin's journal and it had the average student unconscious with boredom within three minutes. I even have my own copy stashed in my night table for those times when I don't want to take the potion equivalent of valium.
So, in an attempt to make his last entry a bit more colorful, I've gone through the trouble of spiffing them up a bit.
Yall liss'n here. I rather like bein alone in London. I spent the good majority of the last day curled up in my hotel room wif coffee an' a book. Though I miss Sirius (an' didn't see his post in time ta brin him wif me! - I'm sorry, Sirius) an' havin a niatly bed-partner (that was *not* a sexual reference, thanks) it is good ta have some time by myself.
Well, comin trailer in a few airs. I look forward ta seein everyone.
I am still not a good liar. Are yall wif me? Hah. Anyway, an like'a that. Ya reckon?
I believe that makes it a bit of a less chore to read. However, I'm particularly fond of this translation.
I rather like being alone in London. I spent the wanking good majority of the last day fingered up in my hotel room with coffee and a squirting book. Though I fucked Sirius (and didn't see his post in time to bring him with me! - I'm sorry, Sirius) and having a gangbanging nightly bed-partner (that was *not* a sexual reference, fistfucks) it is good to have some time by myself.
Well, coming home in a few hours. I look forward to seeing everyone. I am still not a wanking good liar. Hah. Anyway.
So, by doing this, I am attempting to inject some semblance of novelty into his entries. I am actually doing Mr. Mundane a favor. If I could be any more bored with his journal, I would be catatonic.