A LIST of POTIONS and their PRICES

Apr 15, 2010 23:22

[When you write to the P.O. Box in the advert, you will receive this typewritten list within 1-2 business days. It is 2 pages long, neatly folded into the self-addressed stamped envelope you provided.]

A list of MAGICAL POTIONS, their PROPERTIES, and the PRICES of the POTIONS.
All potions are created by a POTION'S MASTER.
All measurements listed are a SINGLE DOSAGE UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.
All potions are to be paid for IN CASH, IN ADVANCE, THROUGH THE POSTAL SYSTEM.
NO POISONS WILL BE SOLD TO ANYONE, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

►CALMING DRAUGHT Relieves hysteria due to stress, death, or any other ailment. 50mL, $25.00

►DRAUGHT OF PEACE Induces peacefulness. 50mL, $25.00

►ELIXIR TO INDUCE EUPHORIA Cures depression for a short amount of time, or otherwise causes extreme happiness. 25mL, $10.00

►HATRED POTION Reveals the worst faults and habits of the target person to the drinker. 15 mL, $10.00

►INVIGORATION DRAUGHT Causes instant wakefullness and alertness in the user. 75mL, $50.00

►LOVE POTION Will cause the consumer to fall in love with the buyer. Comes with detailed instructions. 10mL, $1000.00

►THE ANTIDOTE TO THE ABOVE Will reverse the effects of the previous potion. 250mL, $2500.00

►LUCK POTION Will cause whomever consumes it to be extraordinarily lucky for 24 hours. Not to be used in: Professional Sporting Events, School Exams, or Executions of any type. IN ORDER TO PURCHASE THIS POTION, YOU MUST PROVIDE PROOF OF COMPLETION OF A SECONDARY SCHOOL. $3,000.00

►SLEEPING DRAUGHT Causes the user to fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. Possibly addictive, to those who are easily addicted to such concoctions. 10 mL, $50.00

►SHRINKING POTION Makes things shrink in size, reversing the aging process when a living creature imbibes it. 150 mL, $15.00

►SWELLING SOLUTION Causes something to swell. NOT INTENDED FOR ENLARGING CERTAIN MALE BODY PARTS. 25 mL, $20.00

►STRENGTHENING SOLUTION Increases the consumer's strength for a limited amount of time. 250 mL, $10.00

►TRUTH SERUM Extremely powerful potion, will cause the person taking it to spill their innermost secrets with only a few drops. Instructions included. 5mL, $1,500.00

►TRUTH SERUM ANTIDOTE To be used as a preventative measure against any type of truth serum, or an emergency antidote in case a truth serum has been administered. One drop will last 24 hours. 1mL, $100.00

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