This seemed funny in so many ways...

"SYDNEY, Australia - A 6.5-foot saltwater crocodile leapt out of a roadside culvert and slammed into the side of a passing car, authorities said Thursday.

The crocodile died in the collision and was given to local Aborigines, who ate it..." Leave a comment

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Did you think I was gone?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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You know what annoys me? I mean apart from children. And bad drivers. And when you can't find anything to eat at 3 in the morning.
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