A friend of mine said something unbelievably stupid the other day. We are used to it from her, but it still made us laugh. She asked "What month is the Octoberfest in ( Read more... )

The AFL Grand Final is on tomorrow, so anyone that wants to come over and watch it is welcome. The Lions are gonna whoop some Magpie arse. We'll get drunk, watch Brisbane win, then watch the NRL Preliminary Final to see Brisbane win again. Then get drunker. It'll be great.

You know you probably drank too much when you are still walking into things the next day, and your hangover doesn't hit until the day after. I feel like poop warmed up today. Anyway, some conclusions I came to:

• Drinking Long Island Ice Teas all night is a recipe for disaster.
  
• My ability to walk is inversely proportional to the amount of alcohol ( Read more... )

I seem to be doing a lot of reminiscing of late. I s'pose that happens when you get old ( Read more... )

I went a long way to screwing myself into failing a subject during the week ( Read more... )

I was reminiscing the other day. Hard to do when you have a three-second memory. Heck, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. Anywho, this story goes back a few years to when I was younger and hornier (if that is possible ( Read more... )

Smoking Kills, people! They've been putting the warning on your packet of Winnie Blues for years now (Smoking Kills, Smoking is Addictive, Smoking Harms Others, blah, blah, blah...), but news has just got worse ( Read more... )

Have you ever been held up by a GI Joe doll? No, me neither. But this story may make you change your mind ( Read more... )

What was supposed to be a few quiet ones for a friends birthday turned into a big one involving shaving and partial nudity ( Read more... )

One thing I don't think I understand. If I'm using Netscape with pictures turned off (if I wanna see a pic, then I hafta right-click, show image) then why does it take longer to load pages than if pictures were displayed ( Read more... )