I Fought the Law

Jun 03, 2005 15:11

I'm going to have a very comfortable retirement. I will live in a posh house, with a big backyard, and a 3-car garage; which I will need because I'll have a new car every two years.

How will I afford this, you ask? Ummm... hard work, thriftiness, and sound investments? Aw hell no. See, my kids are white-collar criminals. And everyone knows ( Read more... )

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vision_gal June 13 2005, 16:26:42 UTC
Oh boy. Your kids sound like they're clever little tykes! I'd never have known how to do something like that at ten years old lol

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Too funny! h_hrfan December 23 2005, 06:54:22 UTC
This is great, Jenny! How incredibly funny!

Your kids are thinkers...we need a few of those in this crazy, mad world!

I'm just waiting for my kids to one day pull the same! Or, well, something similar.

...I think I'll refrain from letting them read this for ideas, though!

LOL!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!
Terri

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