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[potteritis]

That is the last time I ever tell Ron where I am when I don't want to be found. He tied me to my bed last night. I'm completely serious. One minute I'm being dragged to the dorms, the next my wand is gone and little straps are pinning me to my own bed

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[nox_neville]

I was hoping you knew what was going on. I didn't want to disturb his process or anything, but it LOOKED like you were being tortured or something.

[potteritis]

I was. He dragged me out of the nice, cozy library so he could tie me to my bed. What part of that sounds remotely enjoyable?

[nox_neville]

I suppose you're right. Just don't give those strappy things to Colin under any circumstances.

[potteritis]

Why not? What's he going to do with them?

[loony_the_luna]

Why on earth would Ronald ever do that?

Do they really look like Professor Flitwick? How exciting! We have a tiny little hole in one of my dorm's wall that looks exactly like Weird Sister #1's of the Weird Sisters foot.

[potteritis]

I don't know. He's just crazy. Oh and I haven't been sleeping properly. He thought it might help keep me in the bed.

There is? I've never been in the girls' dorm so I really wouldn't know. How'd you find this hole?

[loony_the_luna]

Oh... did Ronald's strategy help you sleep better?

One of my dorm mate's owls got overly excited sometime last year, and it flew off. It is a tiny little one, you see, so we all tried to help her find it. I was climbing on top of a bookcase, when I found the hole!

[potteritis]

It made my neck hurt.

Oh really? I've always wondered what it was you girls had and did up there. We never really do much except sleep and eat candy.

[unsecretive]

Harry, I know you're the Boy Who Lived and all, but no one wants to hear about your nighttime activities. Least of all with your taken friend. What would Hermione say?

[potteritis]

"Lavender, shut the bloody hell up because you have no idea what you're talking about"?

[unsecretive]

...Hermione wouldn't say "bloody hell".

[potteritis]

What's your point?

[queen_salazar]

You know, Padma and Brown have a point. Who knew you and Weasley were so kinky, Potter? I might even be impressed.

[haughty_blaise]

Don't tell me you like that sort of thing, Pansy.

[queen_salazar]

Alright, then I won't tell you. Although, I don't think there is anything wrong with being adventurous.

[haughty_blaise]

Adventurous is fine. Voyeurism is a whole other field.

[shapely_millie]

Straps, you say?

My, oh my, Potter.

[potteritis]

Oh, Bulstrode. I was beginning to wonder where you were.

[shapely_millie]

Hope I haven't disappointed you. Though I'm sure your friend, Weasley could do a thing or two to 'fix' that.

[potteritis]

If it involves your slow and painful death, then I'm sure he could.