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[potteritis]

Well. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, that's for sure. At least I got some new clothes out of the deal, because, apparently, if she "had to look at me and my horrible sense of style for one more second, she was going to shoot herself". Hence why I left school looking like I usually do and returned looking like Malfoy with less shampoo

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[pretty_vati]

I told you you'd make a smashing couple, Harry, but you never listen to me.

Your ever-so-clever sneaky plan seems to have worked very well!

[potteritis]

Did I just tell you you were crazy this morning?

[pretty_vati]

It is impolite to call people crazy when they are paying you a compliment.

How Pansy puts up with you, I have no idea. She deserves far better. Drooly Malfoy might even be better but I'm not sure. At least he's never called me crazy.

[potteritis]

I'm not dating her.

[queen_salazar]

Potter, even you have to admit your sense of style is extremely lacking. I was only doing society, and myself, a favor by getting you those new clothes.

Yes, that whole picture ordeal was rather traumatizing.

[potteritis]

What is it with you and Malfoy and my clothes? There's nothing wrong with my clothes. But I will admit I sort of like the new ones. Although, they remind me too much of Mal They're okay.

What was with the old lady who practically manhandled us into the photo booth? Her bag looked heavy enough to be considered a lethal weapon.

[queen_salazar]

There is everything wrong with your clothes, Potter. They don't fit whatsoever, they are extremely drab in color, and some of them are literally falling apart; all in all, they make you look like a lump with glasses.

Yes, well, I have impeccable taste.

I honestly have no idea. I was merely walking into that candle shop, and all of a sudden I have someone pushing you into me, ultimately driving us into the little booth thing. I found it most disturbing when she asked if she could play the harp at 'our wedding'. She was nuttier than Dumbledore. And I was a bit more worried about that walking stick she was using.

[potteritis]

I think this is the first and last time I'll ever say anything like this, but I think I really prefer Malfoy telling me off about my clothes. He was nicer.

I think she might have been off her medication. She kept calling us Tristan and Isolde. I think she caught us on her way home from the movie theater.

[shapely_millie]

As if you could resemble Draco in any shape, form, spirit or mentality.

[potteritis]

Nah, it's really just in the clothes. I can't pull off the effeminate frame and the perfectly coiffed hair.

[shapely_millie]

Draco can't help it if he has class and you don't.

[potteritis]

No, I suppose he can't. I'm surprised he even wastes his time breathing the same air as someone as uncouth as me. Imagine the germs and incurable diseases.