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[potteritis]

Right, well.

Ignore Ron and Malfoy and Parkinson and Crabbe and Goyle and, George. I'm sure you and Bulstrode will be very happy together. Just don't, you know, expect me to like her. Or talk to her. Or stop calling her Birdstrode behind her back. Or anything

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[mischief_x2]

Don't start, Harry. You call her Birdstrode and the first time you get yourself with someone, I'll make up an embarassing name for them and never stop calling them by it.

[potteritis]

The first time? You mean last year? But George. We're practically family. That wouldn't be very kind.

[mischief_x2]

Exactly my point. If we're practically family I'm sure you can get used to not calling her Birdstrode.

[potteritis]

I'm not so sure. She's not my family.

[shapely_millie]

What ever Potter, I'm in too good of a mood to care what you have to say tonight. We can settle this at the Duel Club.

[potteritis]

I'm saying I approve. But I do have some concerns. How long has this been going on? Do we need to have The Talk or did Ginny cover that already?

[shapely_millie]

The Talk, Potter? I hope you're joking. I don't know about George, but I know I don't need 'The Talk'.

[potteritis]

...ew. Not that talk, Bulstrode. I'm not in a position to give anyone that talk. I meant The Talk, where I tell you what a brilliant person George is and how if you hurt him, we'll all collectively hex you or something like that. Of course, the first part is a lie and the last part might happen regardless, but still.