WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[poultryofperil]

...On the subject of god awful fanfiction:

whisperkat : ...And that's when I realized, this girl was getting raped by Mr. Peanut.

poultryofperil : *shaking silently*

whisperkat : HONESTLY.

poultryofperil : OH MY GOD. SEND THIS TO ME. PLEASE. YOU MUST.

whisperkat : NO. IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.

poultryofperil : Believe it or not, I have a fic that can top Mr. Peanut rape.

whisperkat : Unless it's Toucan Sam, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

BRB DYING

Comments

[scorpionvoices]

I LOVE HOW YOUR FIRST REACTION TO HORRIBLE FIC IS TO SAY 'OMG SEND THAT TO ME SO I CAN TRAUMATIZE MYSELF'. YOU CAN'T SETTLE FOR BEING LESS TRAUMATIZED THAN EVERYONE ELSE. THIS MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL, BB.

[poultryofperil]

LOL IT'S A GENETIC DEFECT, WHAT CAN I SAY BB.

[scorpionvoices]

(IT'S OK, I PRETTY MUCH DO THE SAME THING.)

[kissstainred]

Y'all's fucked up.

:D

(Needs to make a facebook, just for you...and fics)

[anonymous]

Girly, that is ridiculous.
And because that situation is so bizarre it made me think of dreams. Which in turn, lead to me thinking of the dream I had last night. Next aim chat session remind me of this so I could tell you how abso-FUCKING-lutely amazing it was...*sigh* I wish I never woke up...I'm sad now.
-Justiney-beany