I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD...
...Boom-de-yada, etc. Work tomorrow, ew. But I don't have to be up early, yay! Also, as I may have texted some of you earlier, I think it's probably kind of sad that the thing I get the most joy out of lately is laying down for bed and knowing that I don't have to get up at a certain time (usually for work). Ah.
Text message fun:
Nikki: Amanda is a dork. Will you be offended if I slap her?
Me: I will totally be offended. Thump her on the arm, instead. (I love you, Amanda!)
Nikki: Okay, I did. She says she loves you too, and she's sorry, but she has to send the teleporting clowns after you.
Me: :O OH GOD DON'T SEND IN THE CLOWNS.
Nikki: Oh yes. You're screwed.
Me: I hope you mean that figuratively. Somehow, clown rape sounds infinitely worse than the regular kind.
Nikki: Lmfao, yes, figuratively. Dumbass.
Me: Good. I was worr--Wait, quiet. I hear the sound of a very tiny car arriving. D:
Nikki: Rofl, retard.
Me: I HEAR HORNS AND JINGLING BELLS, OH GOD. *Watches in horror as a silent, ominous balloon animal floats into the room*
Nikki: No, Amanda's clowns teleport, remember? You wouldn't get a warning. This must be someone else's clown attack...Quick! Do you have any enemies?
Me: ...I need more toes to count with. Fuck.
Nikki: Hmm, well then, hide. They might rape you.
Me: I THOUGHT YOU SAID FIGURATIVELY. SURELY ALL MURDEROUS CLOWNS HAVE THE SAME RAPE CODE.
Nikki: You never know. These clowns are not under my control.
Me: I'm not sure if that's good for me or bad, but I'm going with the former. And to bed. I have work tomorrow.
Nikki: Night! Don't let the evil, murderous (and sometimes rapist) clowns...well...murder or rape?
Me: GEE, I'LL TRY.
...and a few minutes later...
Amanda: Hey...Sorry about my murderous teleporting clowns...
Me: It's cool, I think they got lost. I got someone else's clowns instead, but they're stuck in the car. Cross your fingers against clown rape.
Amanda: Lmfao, yeah, those clown cars are just so small, dude.
Me: For real. It's a neat trick, but not for amateurs. I'm not even scared anymore. Although it's hard not to be impressed when balloon animals have teeth.
Seriously, you guys. My family is the shit.
Text message fun:
Nikki: Amanda is a dork. Will you be offended if I slap her?
Me: I will totally be offended. Thump her on the arm, instead. (I love you, Amanda!)
Nikki: Okay, I did. She says she loves you too, and she's sorry, but she has to send the teleporting clowns after you.
Me: :O OH GOD DON'T SEND IN THE CLOWNS.
Nikki: Oh yes. You're screwed.
Me: I hope you mean that figuratively. Somehow, clown rape sounds infinitely worse than the regular kind.
Nikki: Lmfao, yes, figuratively. Dumbass.
Me: Good. I was worr--Wait, quiet. I hear the sound of a very tiny car arriving. D:
Nikki: Rofl, retard.
Me: I HEAR HORNS AND JINGLING BELLS, OH GOD. *Watches in horror as a silent, ominous balloon animal floats into the room*
Nikki: No, Amanda's clowns teleport, remember? You wouldn't get a warning. This must be someone else's clown attack...Quick! Do you have any enemies?
Me: ...I need more toes to count with. Fuck.
Nikki: Hmm, well then, hide. They might rape you.
Me: I THOUGHT YOU SAID FIGURATIVELY. SURELY ALL MURDEROUS CLOWNS HAVE THE SAME RAPE CODE.
Nikki: You never know. These clowns are not under my control.
Me: I'm not sure if that's good for me or bad, but I'm going with the former. And to bed. I have work tomorrow.
Nikki: Night! Don't let the evil, murderous (and sometimes rapist) clowns...well...murder or rape?
Me: GEE, I'LL TRY.
...and a few minutes later...
Amanda: Hey...Sorry about my murderous teleporting clowns...
Me: It's cool, I think they got lost. I got someone else's clowns instead, but they're stuck in the car. Cross your fingers against clown rape.
Amanda: Lmfao, yeah, those clown cars are just so small, dude.
Me: For real. It's a neat trick, but not for amateurs. I'm not even scared anymore. Although it's hard not to be impressed when balloon animals have teeth.
Seriously, you guys. My family is the shit.