This link is for those who missed my application for that ridiculous rating community.

Listen up, you worthless humans. There is a rating community that is accepting cats of perfection such as myself. They left me a comment about their elitist community here. In order to achieve a high status there, I must promote their community in my beautiful journal. Now, go tell your cats to join as soon as possible:


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The slave's brother? I don't think so.

I regret to inform you all that my life has come to a point where I actually feel like updating this... thing ( Read more... )

My overweight slave insisted I get one of these things. I don't see the reason or purpose behind it, but she threatened to take away the food supply, and that was a cause for concern ( Read more... )