Gary's Birthday

[poupee_de_cire]

It's gary's birthday on Thrusday and we're going out in fancy dress. However, there is a "Naughtical" (geddit? eh?eh?) theme so I have to dress up as somthing seaworthy.

I have, so far:
mermaid,
pirate
sea-captain and
seahorse(bizarrrrre)

Any other suggestions?

Come on you people with imaginations!

Comments

[thedirtyweed]

an erotic penguin

clearly.

[meerium]

be a jelly fish. if you were a jelly fish you could wear a pink top, and fashion a belt with lots of bits of traily pink crepe paper or material round it.

[meerium]

actually, weed was replying at the same time i was. and his is clearly far, far better!

[poupee_de_cire]

as much as i'd love to be an erotic penguin, i have no idea how i could be.
i do like this jellyfish idea though!

i've said it before and i'll say it again. yr a genius!

[poupee_de_cire]

Or how's this one!
Just a penguin.
No eroticness involved...
Get a tux jacket from h&m (they sell them these days. nuts)
Black trousers and shoes, white shirt and bow tie, some kind of beak type contraption.
What about it?

[thedirtyweed]

but is it not a naughty nautical theme? hence "naughtical" above?
or is that just a typo :)

[thedirtyweed]

EROTIC IT UP TO THE MAXX!

[poupee_de_cire]

well it dodesn't *hav*e to be.
Are you into penguin porn or something these days?!

How do you do an erotic penguin?!

[thedirtyweed]

uhm, just kinda rub up to people and be wet and slithery. put fish in your mouth seductively or sthg.

hey, there's no rulez d00dz!!!!!!!!!!111111