Deary me, my eyes

[poupee_de_cire]

I keep misreading things today.
And, although it's making for quite the gigglefest it's still quite disturbing. filthy! everything's filthy!

Deary me

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[meerium]

i was hearing things flithily last week. seriously.

in boots in the photo section, and this machine is doing an audio advert for the facility and it says "press the 'make a photo cd' button". what do i hear? "press the 'naked photo cd' button".

what did i think it was going to do? apply some process whereby anyone appearing in my photos would have had their clothes photoshopped off so they're naked???

[thedirtyweed]

i'm getting this too, ails.

infact, i misread your whole post for - "i have a big cock"

weird :-/

[meerium]

oh, you didn't misread it, that was the subtext. she talks of nothing else.

[poupee_de_cire]

it's true.

i do.

i twas my last birthday wish. i was a bit drunk. instead of "i love cock" i said "i'd love a cock". THIS birthday i'm wishing it away.

DAMMIT
Now i've told you all my wish.
Looks like i'm stuck with it.

Hey, at least i don't have to find a mawn for a shag now ;-) (jeepers, even phil's starting to look appealing again in his lovely work uniform...)