bad day, funny outcome
CRAP! Something is wrong with my code! Why isn't it showing the pretty pictures! Or the hideous ones! Why! Couldn't get the imgs to show up here so you have to click the links. Sorry, dont' know what was wrong....
FIXED!
So after a very long day sometimes all a girl has left in her is a bad attitude. Thank the marketing machine there are catalogues. So I sat down with the Victoria Secret Shoes edition first.
Just because you have a hot body doesn't mean you should EVER tell anyone else what to put on thier's! EVER!
Bad pop idol, no platnium!
I think these are from some vampire movie somewhere....
if they aren't someone should create a vampire movie and have the nearly naked vampire wearing them.
Then there is this trio, three pairs of not aweful shoes were walking down the road and all of a sudden the local army surplus store puked all over them.
poor ballet slippers!
these might have been cute at some point before thier tragic encounter
being obscenely tall I STILL don't get why women would wear supposedly sexy fun and not fuctional (aka snow boots) with no heal what so ever, if you don't want a heal wear ballet slippers, but don't make them have calves they just make you look weird, hell at 6'2" I look short wearing heelless boots, no one looks good in them. So unless you are snowshoeing get a little heal, even a half an inch will do wonders, and it's not that bad for you (and what the hell if you were concerned about your foot health you'd be wearing orthopedic things and even THEY would be cuter!
Oh and regarding the "also check out..." at the bottom? If you have to advertise your status as anything on your ass STFU and go home. No really, I don't care. You are a WHORE. You are advertising your WHORING ON YOUR ASS. You'd be better off just wearing underoos. Take that bullshit OFF. Worst fashion idea EVER.
These however I make me covet small feet. I want to wear these!
Then I tossed it aside and started to look at RAM Wools.
Who the hell said that knit dresses were ok? They are going to fucking answer to me. This bullshit has GOT TO STOP.
This isn't so much a knit dress as an afghan gone retarded. What the hell? This is flattering on exactly no one. It would take a decade to knit. And you'd cry when you realized how much you'ed wasted on the yarn.
This? This more dressish, but just as hideous. See that look in her eye's she's plotting to murder the agent who got her this bullshit 'modeling' job. She's planning to go to his house and shove the whole dress into his mouth until he shits lint.
While not nearly as bad I'm very certain I owned a blanket with that stitch when I was little. It might even be called the afghan stitch.
All I have to say is if you can get past everything else that's not a horrible sweater pattern. But good luck on getting past everything else.
What the hell is with the skirt, gives a whole new meaning to easy access huh?
I love making button holes so lets find the stupidest most uncomfortable place to put them!
I feel much better now, thanks for viewing!
FIXED!
So after a very long day sometimes all a girl has left in her is a bad attitude. Thank the marketing machine there are catalogues. So I sat down with the Victoria Secret Shoes edition first.
Just because you have a hot body doesn't mean you should EVER tell anyone else what to put on thier's! EVER!
Bad pop idol, no platnium!
I think these are from some vampire movie somewhere....
if they aren't someone should create a vampire movie and have the nearly naked vampire wearing them.
Then there is this trio, three pairs of not aweful shoes were walking down the road and all of a sudden the local army surplus store puked all over them.
poor ballet slippers!
these might have been cute at some point before thier tragic encounter
being obscenely tall I STILL don't get why women would wear supposedly sexy fun and not fuctional (aka snow boots) with no heal what so ever, if you don't want a heal wear ballet slippers, but don't make them have calves they just make you look weird, hell at 6'2" I look short wearing heelless boots, no one looks good in them. So unless you are snowshoeing get a little heal, even a half an inch will do wonders, and it's not that bad for you (and what the hell if you were concerned about your foot health you'd be wearing orthopedic things and even THEY would be cuter!
Oh and regarding the "also check out..." at the bottom? If you have to advertise your status as anything on your ass STFU and go home. No really, I don't care. You are a WHORE. You are advertising your WHORING ON YOUR ASS. You'd be better off just wearing underoos. Take that bullshit OFF. Worst fashion idea EVER.
These however I make me covet small feet. I want to wear these!
Then I tossed it aside and started to look at RAM Wools.
Who the hell said that knit dresses were ok? They are going to fucking answer to me. This bullshit has GOT TO STOP.
This isn't so much a knit dress as an afghan gone retarded. What the hell? This is flattering on exactly no one. It would take a decade to knit. And you'd cry when you realized how much you'ed wasted on the yarn.
This? This more dressish, but just as hideous. See that look in her eye's she's plotting to murder the agent who got her this bullshit 'modeling' job. She's planning to go to his house and shove the whole dress into his mouth until he shits lint.
While not nearly as bad I'm very certain I owned a blanket with that stitch when I was little. It might even be called the afghan stitch.
All I have to say is if you can get past everything else that's not a horrible sweater pattern. But good luck on getting past everything else.
What the hell is with the skirt, gives a whole new meaning to easy access huh?
I love making button holes so lets find the stupidest most uncomfortable place to put them!
I feel much better now, thanks for viewing!