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[powerbass]

Damn, it's so boring around here.

Hey, this place is supposed to be filled with skilled fighters or something, right?  It's been too long since I had a good fight.  Anyone up for a quick match?  Don't worry, I promise I'll go easy on you!

Comments

[vastlyprefermen]

Hey, you can't... short out or anything, right? A little electricity won't hurt you?

[powerbass]

You kidding? It'll barely leave a scratch!

[vastlyprefermen]

If you say so, man.

...Hey, wait a second! I thought robots weren't allowed to hurt humans!

[powerbass]

When they're programmed not to, sure. Fortunately, I don't have that problem. One of the perks of being designed by a madman trying to take over the world.

[caused_a_ruckus]

If you want to be scrapped that badly, I can oblige!

[powerbass]

Ha, like you'd even be able to touch me! I'd be happy to kick your ass any time you want!

[caused_a_ruckus]

Ha ha ha! I'm not intimidated by you, Gramps!

[powerbass]

Then you must be pretty stupid, huh?