Hi guys I know I haven’t updated in forever. Sorry.

[powercorrupts]

So I'm not sober and the person in question hasn't played the game, but: WHY EVERYONE EVER SHOULD PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS

temperamental: so this is like a boy with huge clownfeet smacking a half naked man attached to a giant penis boat with an oversized key while floating in the air and making stars or something

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[impactbomb]

See, the only thing that stops me from going through with my occasionally wondering re: the controller and vibrating is that the controller vibrating makes a DRR DRR DRR noise whenever it vibrates and I'm inevitably reminded of THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR MEEEEE and I am simultaneously creeped out and loling and that kills any interest I have in testing such theories.

... HI KAI.

[powercorrupts]

Speaking of DRR DRR DRR, that's all I think of when I see these things in ffxiii. I think they lose their impact when they resemble a meme, even a creepyass one.

[impactbomb]

HAHAHA I THOUGHT THAT TOO. It's kind of why I want the game a bit, so I can punch the Amigara Fault in the face with sparkles.

I never said I wanted to buy FFXIII for better reasons than lulz, sob.

[tehspiralza]

I just got finished giving Kingdom Hearts II another runaround. I'm level 99, using the Ultima keyblade, abusing all the abilities you get from grinding your drive forms, just generally being a badass, and...I still can't beat Sephiroth. Sigh.

[powercorrupts]

Lol. Yeah, idk. I didn't really pursue optional bosses in KH2, but I was a little amused that in the original, it seemed like certain ones were really only beatable with certain playstyles - Ice Titan, with people who spammed block or whatever, Sephiroth with people who love to time throwing up an elixir right as they see the attack coming, etc.

But I was never really high enough level to feel like there was much of a point to them. I almost never get to a final boss in any game above level 55, I just lose interest in the extra things or the battle system, or in a lot of cases - both.

[tehspiralza]

Well, I could care less if I ever do actually beat him, other than to witness more unresolved homesexual tension between Cloud and Sephiroth. Then Tifa comes along and does...SOMETHING (with her tits)! And then you have the Fenrir! The most powerful weapon in the game...and it becomes utterly useless since you just beat the one guy who posed any threat to your already-awesome stats anyways.

Let me tell you though, the second game becomes so much more entertaining once you start spamming all the special abilities the forms give you. Gliding makes the majority of the late game embarrassingly easy.