Take the end of those, throw in some LOTS OF BAAAAAW add a dash of trolling. Make the Monster and Jack both mortal again, have them proceed to get in a glorious punch-out on a cliff in the rain while the island falls apart, then add A LOT MORE BAAAAW THAT IS EITHER RUINED OR ENHANCED BY FUCKING GAINAX ENDING.
I'm not kidding about the Gainax ending. The AU flashes all along have been an epilogue of sorts. Turns out it's the characters trying to move on after they die, to revist their connections and learn to let go, move on, and then, in a bizarre metaphorical scene, they all sit down and let the light engulf them and then man I don't even.
The only thing that makes me feel more ragey and trolled is that fucking /tv/ is now full of morons who keep insisting MiB isn't Smokey and just whatseriouslywhatretards.
Idk I kind of think that like, the Jimmy Kimmel montage had the right of it. Lost: people making out tenderly, then people punching each other in the face constantly. I do think it's a bit cheap to make the connections come down to entirely romance and violence, but idk at least it kind of matches I suppose.
I'm trying not to cry again at Sun and Jin though. They hurt me so bad.
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Take the end of those, throw in some LOTS OF BAAAAAW add a dash of trolling. Make the Monster and Jack both mortal again, have them proceed to get in a glorious punch-out on a cliff in the rain while the island falls apart, then add A LOT MORE BAAAAW THAT IS EITHER RUINED OR ENHANCED BY FUCKING GAINAX ENDING.
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The only thing that makes me feel more ragey and trolled is that fucking /tv/ is now full of morons who keep insisting MiB isn't Smokey and just whatseriouslywhatretards.
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...That's just cruel.
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But I could just be bitter and single now so idk.
Also a baby born in the timespan of two minutes. I lol'd.
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I'm trying not to cry again at Sun and Jin though. They hurt me so bad.
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