Everyone Here Is Really Gay

[powergrapes]

Title: Everyone Here Is Really Gay
Fandom: Glee
Pairings: Rachel/Quinn; Puck/Kurt
Spoilers: None that I'm aware of, but let's just say through "Sectionals"
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,535
Description: Rachel and Quinn go on a double date with Puck and Kurt. Mostly crack. Okay, fine, it's all crack.

Comments

[sanj]

This cracked me up. :)

[anthimeriate]

This is adorable. And poor Finn. XD

clueless reference?

[ashantiw]

"Noah, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me 'dude'," Kurt huffed. "I am not one of your Neanderthal football buddies." Puck rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me, Mr. Hummel."

"Thank you."

"Okay, but street slang is like a totally increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the pronouns are masculine, but not necessarily in macho undertones."

Re: clueless reference?

[powergrapes]

YES!

You shall get a cookie.

Re: clueless reference?

[rusty_tiffany]

totally saw that, i just didn't read this early enough to get to comment on it first. and the line is technically "street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine (masculine) pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones." i totally don't mean to be annoying and correct it, the way your wrote it actually works better in context, i've just seen clueless waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many times =)

Re: clueless reference?

[powergrapes]

Me too. I have an unhealthy obsession with that movie. But I had to change the line around to make it fit Puck's voice and the context. I should've specified that it was an altered line that I stole from Amy Heckerling.

[setos_puppy]

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THIS FIC IS SO AWESOME.

[laugh_at_fish]

THIS.

[glee_addict]

i love it! so funny and in character!