Rachel the Friendly Ghost

Jun 04, 2010 01:12

Title: Rachel the Friendly Ghost
Fandom: Glee
Pairings: Rachel/Quinn
Spoilers: None.
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,024
Description: Rachel and Quinn ruin your childhood. Crackfic, of course.
Note: This fic is dedicated to mooosicaldreamz, who said something about Rachel and Quinn doing kinky Casper. Which just goes to prove that if you mention something to me enough ( Read more... )

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miss_darkmoon June 4 2010, 21:35:39 UTC
This made me giggle XD

I love how at first it seemed like just Rachel and Quinn in various movies and then you kind of got gradually that Rachel was pulling all the strings and they were all connected, and...

I'm not always very verbose (in a way that makes sense) after reading stuff :) But this was very well done :D

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jacketweather June 4 2010, 22:30:32 UTC
Dear lord, you've ruined my childhood. How am I supposed to think of these things without imagining Rachel and Quinn having sex? Wait, maybe that makes these things better. Haha, anywhoozle, that was ridiculous awesome. The idea that Rachel and Quinn are just kinky and weird in bed makes total sense to me. Also, I love that Rachel's the blue ranger. She's that much of a dork.

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pee_wee_2005 June 4 2010, 23:18:03 UTC
Also, I love that Rachel's the blue ranger. She's that much of a dork.

Haha, Oh, that makes sense now. When I read that Rachel was the blue one I thought, "fuck, why? Billy was lame."

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jacketweather June 5 2010, 07:08:19 UTC
Billy WAS lame. Somehow my best friend thinks that Billy was the best one when clearly the correct answer is and always will be Tommy the Green Ranger. He always got the girl and he had the best gear.

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powergrapes June 5 2010, 02:59:55 UTC
Of course Rachel's totally the blue ranger. She has to be the nerdiest one there! And Quinn's the red ranger because she's the HBIC.

...it's sad that I actually put thought into their color designations.

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mooosicaldreamz June 4 2010, 22:48:45 UTC
THAT WAS AMAZING. Um, there are way too many lines of hilarity in here and it would take a long time to pick out my faves, but...OMIGOD MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN MADE MORE AWESOME BY THIS, WHICH, I DO BELIEVE IS THE OPPOSITE EFFECT THIS STORY WAS INTENDED TO HAVE.

I love you. A LOT. I feel proud to have inspired this.

When I woke up and saw this, I was like, "...is this real?" AND THEN IT WAS AND IT WAS AWESOME. I love it and you and I will become repetitive if I don't shut up now.

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powergrapes June 5 2010, 03:01:10 UTC
Feel proud! Embrace it! This fic would not have happened without you. Which means that you share half the credit... and um, half the blame for the poor souls that I've traumatized. :D

(Sorry I couldn't incorporate Barney. Even I have limits!)

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artemis_malvoti June 4 2010, 23:10:52 UTC
"Quinn found out the hard way the first time they watched The Terminator together. Since then, the phrase "Come with me if you want to live" had taken on a very different meaning for her."

OMG DUDE!!

lol!!!

I keep trying to imagine Rachel uttering those words during a sexy moment!

Seriously, this crack its AWESOME!!

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pee_wee_2005 June 4 2010, 23:15:36 UTC
As if I didn't think it could have gotten any better or funnier after Aladdin, you throw in The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Ahahahaha, oh my God! That movie, and that show (the GOOD ones, like the first two installments, none after that), was like my world at that time. Red Ranger? Pfft, please. All day, sir, all day. Even though I thought the White Ranger was pretty badass when they brought him in. *sigh* I miss the 90's sometimes.

Carmen Sandiego?! WOW. I haven't thought of that show in yyyyyyyears. Watched that one all the time, too. Rachel would look pretty damn hot in that outfit.

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powergrapes June 5 2010, 03:05:52 UTC
I was all about the Red Ranger too. And in reference to a comment above - yeah, Billy was kind of lame. But he was SUCH a nerd, so Rachel had to be Blue Ranger.

I still hum the Carmen Sandiego theme song from time to time.

Yup. We're nerds.

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