data humor
I'm aggregating employment data for a very large group of people, and apparently the field for Job Title limits the data because I came across the job title:
LEAD HUMAN RESOURCES ASS
In other news...
I have been waking up in the middle of the night with my chin and my arms so inflamed I have to get cool compresses and salve.
I asked my sister (not a medical professional, but she was an army medic, so therefore an expert on general maladies) if she had any thoughts. She said, "Oh, you're probably dehydrated." So I decided to get some moisturizer, cut back to two cups of coffee a day and drink more water.
I'm peeing like Old Faithful now, slimy with lotion, and the hives are as bad as ever.
The onset of said burning itch happens to correlate roughly with having met the result of the output of H. Rosenbaum's Random Group Generator stupid F#*$&(Q#@_ program.
She is condescending. She is Rude. She is Agressively inconsiderate. She talks loudly and emphatically to anyone who asks her to clarify a statement, thus implying that they didn't get it because they are in some fashion completely retarded.
She was in military intelligence. She taught at some volunteer summer outreach program. She has a bachelor's in English Lit and Sociology and minored in Creative Writing. So she's the expert on everything.
I'll spare you the hour long diatribe.
**scratch scratch scratch
LEAD HUMAN RESOURCES ASS
In other news...
I have been waking up in the middle of the night with my chin and my arms so inflamed I have to get cool compresses and salve.
I asked my sister (not a medical professional, but she was an army medic, so therefore an expert on general maladies) if she had any thoughts. She said, "Oh, you're probably dehydrated." So I decided to get some moisturizer, cut back to two cups of coffee a day and drink more water.
I'm peeing like Old Faithful now, slimy with lotion, and the hives are as bad as ever.
The onset of said burning itch happens to correlate roughly with having met the result of the output of H. Rosenbaum's Random Group Generator stupid F#*$&(Q#@_ program.
She is condescending. She is Rude. She is Agressively inconsiderate. She talks loudly and emphatically to anyone who asks her to clarify a statement, thus implying that they didn't get it because they are in some fashion completely retarded.
She was in military intelligence. She taught at some volunteer summer outreach program. She has a bachelor's in English Lit and Sociology and minored in Creative Writing. So she's the expert on everything.
I'll spare you the hour long diatribe.
**scratch scratch scratch