Long story short, they've been tearing down walls and building window fixtures on our office suite and tonight, the construction dudes left the suite unsecured. The windows are just open boxes into our office. our office contains piles of computer hardware.
not that it isn't insured or anything....but c'mon. not that the building isn't secured overnight...
why am I here again? Oh yeah because our IT lead decided it was a big enough security risk for some sorry bastard (me) to be here overnight. I do get paid. and I don't have to do any other work besides babysit computers. That's what I get for being the last idiot to leave the damned office. Kudos for workin hard. okay fine, I came in late.
obviously i'm a night owl.
i called in the gay bf for reinforcements... he's crashed out on the floor. lightweight. i bribed him with pizza and no less than two six packs of beer. yes alcohol is permitted on the premises. I got harp lager and some microbrew stuff from colorado... a porter. we had pseudo black & tans. at ten pm, that was pretty awesome. now we're both suffering from the residual effects of gastrointestinal debauchery. *groan*
All the lights in the office are off so that the sorry earlybird who shows up at 6am will be spooked out of her wits (odds are it will be a her) and that sort of makes it a little more worthwhile. i'm sick like that. hey, if the earlybird gets the worm, the night owl gets the bat.
did that make sense? no? well, can you blame me? this is what happens when you're too fried to work and too keyed up to sleep.