they're gonna have to chisel the smile off my face long after i'm dead...

[powerof_one]

Not only did I get the call I been waitin' for, but I got the answer I wanted.

Brooklyn's comin' home with me next week...plus I asked the most beautiful girl in all Creation to lower her standards and marry me, and she said yes.

I'm gonna have bruises on m' arm from all the pinching I been doing.

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[wind_andrain]

Congratulations, papa bear.

[powerof_one]

Thanks, scamp.

Y'all know you're part of the wedding party, right? If Rory ain't in need of another bridesmaid, y'all are gonna be my best woman.

[wind_andrain]

Do I get to wear a girly tux?

[powerof_one]

If ya want...crazy dame.

Y'all gotta bring a date, though. Two of 'em.

[no_whiterabbit]

Oh, you suck.

[powerof_one]

...okay...

[no_whiterabbit]

You're stealing my engagement thunder, you fucker!

[powerof_one]

Y'all go straight t' hell, doll, there's thunder 'nough for everyone! 'Sides, ain't like my engagement party's gonna be the Faerie Tale Cotillion like yours is.