HARTLEY IS AWESOME!

Mar 06, 2004 12:22

OK check tha new layout fellow americans! ITS AWESOME! all thanks to the genius override work of The Overrider! aka HARTLEY MORGAN MILLER ( Read more... )

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NegroDamus anonymous March 7 2004, 07:52:46 UTC
Name:Joseph Anthony Gordon III
Desired Alias: NegroDamus
Height: 5'9"
Weight:165
Super Power (First and secondary):Mind Control and Negro Jump(many negroes come from nowhere and pull out weapons and jump your ass)
Weakness: Eggplant
Why do you want to become a hero? Because AquaJohn Rules
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: Si
Did he/she reach their climax?: Si, senor
What color shoes are your favorite?: I like White and Blue shoes

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Re: NegroDamus powerskanker March 7 2004, 13:40:50 UTC
HOLY CRAP JOEY! you will make a wonderful addition to the super hero ranks! YOUR IN! I love your super power negro jump hahaha

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Re: NegroDamus anonymous March 7 2004, 14:26:47 UTC
Gracias muchos, mi hermano.

-NegroDamus

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walking0nawire March 7 2004, 13:23:00 UTC
Name: stephanie
Desired Alias: hot-stuff-steph
Height: 5'3''
Weight: 150-something (all muscle, of course. i pump iron.)
Super Power (First and secondary): 1) i can rock out like the day is long 2) i am gifted in the culinary arts (can you say "poison?")
Weakness: paper-cuts
Why do you want to become a hero? who wouldn't? that's a bit of a silly question.
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: i could say i have, but that would be lying.
Did he/she reach their climax?: well, he would ;)
What color shoes are your favorite?: yellow with the red thing on the side

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powerskanker March 7 2004, 13:41:17 UTC
perfect! we need someone who can poison our enemies and also heal our wounds with magical herbs. W00t steph yer in!

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walking0nawire March 7 2004, 13:57:23 UTC
*air geetars with excitement*

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WHA WHA WHA!!!! rockcandy99xx March 8 2004, 15:15:48 UTC
Name:Fairfax P_ _ _ M _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Vickers
Desired Alias: The FAXINATOR
Height:5'5".5
Weight:120
Super Power (First and secondary):I can Fax things to people (good and bad people) I can ever fax bombs and stuff! AND I can fly! So i can see a bad person from the sky and fax them. MUAHAHA.PS - I wear snazzy outfits while flying. Oh yeah!
Weakness: When I'm low on ink.
Why do you want to become a hero? I already AM a hero silly. but hmm because i want to help american society as much as i can?
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: Yep.
Did he/she reach their climax?:Yep.
What color shoes are your favorite?: Black.

That tis all.

<3 Faxy

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Re: WHA WHA WHA!!!! rockcandy99xx March 8 2004, 17:46:48 UTC
Great! you can also refill my sharpies ;)

-Sharpie Avenger

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=) darkxpenguin March 9 2004, 15:57:11 UTC
Name:Zachary Bedingfield
Desired Alias: Dark Falcon
Height:6'
Weight:160lbs
Super Power (First and secondary): Super awesome flying speed awesomness/ with teleportation ablities due to awesome flying for some reason, and ability to manifest laser swords at my disposal and theyre like lightsabers and i can kill everything with em cept they dont have handles but are like part of my arms and i manifest them at will, like the sould reaver, like in Legacy of Kain.
Weakness: poopoo
Why do you want to become a hero? to right the wrongdoings of the evil throughout the world
Have you ever masturbated a partner (IE handjob or finguring)?: indeed
Did he/she reach their climax?: indeed
What color shoes are your favorite?: black

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Re: =) darkxpenguin March 9 2004, 15:59:15 UTC
WAIT edit:

weakness: extremely high pitch noises, screeches that some evil doers shall make, also known as bagpipes

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Re: =) powerskanker March 9 2004, 15:59:31 UTC
you have been declined FOO!

1- too many super powers... 2 n00b... only 2!!!
2- YOU DIDNT STATE YER MIDDLE NAME tehehehe =)

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Re: =) darkxpenguin March 9 2004, 16:01:18 UTC
godamn, ok i cant teleport....and middle name is brush ppl, its my dads last name ok??!??!

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