OH MY GOD!!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME ( Read more... )

I'm always hungry. But I always spill my food on myself. I hecka like my life and the humans in it. They make boring shit fun. My family is a group of babies and we replace our R's with W's. Ewin. Sadatschoolalways. Hurts my brain. R. Kelly is my role model. I'm a hater, but if you get over it then I won't hate on you.

Levels of hateration:1.) ( Read more... )

I've never been a stickler for the gentleman typa shit, but I'm not gonna lie. That shit is pretty cute to experience once in a while. Whether it's an all day date or a quick "Can I feed you?" before I'm headed back to face hell, little things make me gaga and I'm extremely appreciative for cutesy shits. However, the ability to treat me like one of ( Read more... )

OBVIOUSLY, first things first ( Read more... )

sucky chunky.

nba players i have been told i look like:

sam cassell
corey magette spaghetti

dang. i wish i looked like stephon marbury

cool pictures:


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"See you're unbreakable, unmistakable, highly capable, lady that's making loot, a living legend too." My mommy.. is indescribable. Hopes, spirits, heads up high. I love her more than a whale loves its spout no doubt. I'm freaked out but I know I'll be in good company when I need it the most ( Read more... )

"Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy." I really hope that's true because I went frikken nutzo this week. I wish to have a sane streak for a while ( Read more... )

What did Ernie say when his best friend asked him if he wanted ice cream? "Sure, Bert!" that was stupid ( Read more... )

Friday we did everything we had planned on doing. Yet it didn't go as planned at all.... Make sense? Let's blame it on being Friday the 13th ( Read more... )

I hope I have a lot to say after this weekend is over. In the mean time ( Read more... )