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[pplrunincircles]

Everyone!

I have a very important announcement to make!

When Fletch Hadley does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down!

That is all.

Oh, also, Darth Vader dresses up as Fletch Hadley for Halloween.

It's true. I saw it with my own two eyes.

Yes, Darth Vader and I are BFFs.

Comments

[knowmycall]

You're crazy.

[pplrunincircles]

The world needs to be informed! IT IS MY DUTY.

[pplrunincircles]

Do you turn on a nightlight before you go to bed?

[knowmycall]

Aye. But only because the dark is afraid of me.

(That is how it goes, right? Do I have to Google this crap?)

[quiettotheend]

I'm pretty good friends with Mr. Vader myself.

[pplrunincircles]

............

THE REAL THING?

[quiettotheend]

Yup! I'm his padawan!

[pplrunincircles]

HOLY CRAPOLYPANTS.

YOU CAN USE THE FORCE?

WHY HAVE YOU NEVER LET ME SEE YOUR LIGHTSABER BEFO

[ohperilousplace]

I don't know who Fletch Hadley is, but good for him! :D

Also, you should introduce me to Darth Vader. Just because.

[pplrunincircles]

You should meet him! He's pretty Bad A. ! And also, he'll probably take you out for pancakes. It's what happened the first time that I met him!

(He eats pancakes that he made with his bare hands out of CONCRETE. not really.)

I so will! He'd love you!!

I.. don't actually know him, in case that wasn't super obvious already, but I LOVE that we have to say that here.

[ohperilousplace]

As long as the pancakes come with fruit syrup, that sounds awesome! (Not concrete pancakes. I'll just have the regular kind.)

I'm really glad you don't actually know him. Ever since that one incident that I can't talk about on public journals, I'm kind of nervous about... these things...