United As One - Episode Discussion
- Vekar's dialogue will never get old. He seriously averages at least one snerk-worthy one-liner per episode.
- Happiness from humans as a cold remedy? Shouldn't human happiness be, like, poisonous to evil beings?
- AWW, Orion doesn't know what weddings are! Suddenly all the headcanons about Andresian culture.
- We are four minutes in and already Zords.
- Oh, because we're hijacking the Megazord. That's why.
- They are fighting in the guts of the Megazord? With original footage? That's kind of cool. Although, I would rather they put their allotment of original footage to better use than this...
- The monster shrunk and is IN Jake's suit. Please, show. Please continue having hilariously bad things happen to him.
- The monster blew a hole in the hull of the Megazord. WHY is everyone whining about the hole in the Megazord? It's a relatively small hole. Zords have gotten fucked up way worse than this.
- That said, I do appreciate the Rangers actually having to repair their gear. That hasn't happened in awhile.
- EMMA HAS A BRILLIANT PLAN. I'd be more impressed if she hadn't cribbed it from Samurai.
- IT TOOK YOU THE SPACE OF A COMMERCIAL BREAK TO FIND A WEDDING GOWN?
- Gia, stop encouraging the alien to kiss your girlfriend. Especially when you're not there to watch.
- Orion REALLY does not want to kiss Emma. Some theories as to why: Andresians are (or just Orion is) aro/ace, Orion isn't into girls, Orion is afraid Gia will kick his ass if he kisses her girlfriend, Andresians don't pair-bond and this form of intimacy is really weird for him, kissing means something different in Andresian culture (or they don't kiss at all and he doesn't know how), in Andresian culture women in white dresses signify something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and vaguely terrifying...seriously, BOUNDLESS possibilities and I want all the fic about it.
- My sexual orientation: Emma pulling a blaster out of her wedding gown.
- This disguise sequence is hilarious and where did Emma get a cop car?
- Never mind, hang the logic, she's too hot in the uniform for logic to matter. Oh Emma. You can arrest me any day.
- Orion doesn't know what kites are either! I love aliens.
- Emma is SO ANGRY that the monster is messing with children. She is seriously the best one.
- Orion is DOWN! EMMA SOLO MONSTER FIGHT GO!
- Oh my god. First she saves the day, ALONE, then she helps the kid. EMMA. You may be my new favorite.
- Oh hey, a Dino Thunder change. Cue Twitter losing its collective shit over Super Dino Mode being misnamed Dino Rampage.
- EMMA. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
- And now we get ANOTHER Zord fight, plus new toys.
- It seems the distinction between toys you just get and toys you have to somehow earn by unlocking something is entirely arbitrary.
- NO EMMA. DO NOT GIVE ORION CREDIT FOR YOUR VICTORY.
- Orion, the fact that you spent the whole fight taking pictures is why Emma is the hero of this episode.
- YES TEAM. GIVE EMMA ALL THE PROPS. SHE IS THE BEST ONE.
- Now she's giving everyone food and she got a kite for Orion. AWW.
- Gia is giving Emma the bedroom eyes again.
- I am so mad at this team, for being so EFFING CUTE that it forces me to overlook the obvious flaws of their season.