Happy fucking holidays. I'll be your Mr. Grinch for the evening ( Read more... )

Let's talk about loyalty.

We keep in gangsta up here. Up in here ( Read more... )

You Know You're From Florida When...

You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store ( Read more... )

For someone who is a sworn cat hater I warmed up to Ms. Gerbick real quick. I told Garrett it could only stay here for a few days until he took it down to stuart. I wanted to keep the kitten after about 10 minutes of playing with it. Saturday night we were all here drinking and I said that it would be straight if we kept the cat. Well, Ms. ( Read more... )

Today, the weather is really nice.

I should go to blanchard and smoke a blunt.

Damn I forgot how rad this band is.

They say technology makes everything easier. Horseshit. I'm so fed up with the Florida Aircraft Federal Credit Union and Sunpass I'm about to kill somebody.

Go fuck yourself.

That word is actually spelled "insolent".

I saw the coolest explosion a few moments ago. First, there was a bang, I couldn't tell where it was from, accompanied by a puff of smoke. I thought someone was just being an asshole with a flaregun. Then I saw this yellow explosion of sparks coming from a power pole. About 30 seconds later a blue explosion came from the same pole. I guess it ( Read more... )