MIND / MOOD ALTERING HOLIDAY GIFTS

[pr0flupin]

I try to keep the material exchange at Xmas as low-key as possible.  But that said, I did do a significant amount of shopping today.  When I was finished I realized that this year all of the gifts that I bought fall into two broad categories:

1.  MOOD ALTERING SUBSTANCES

a. liquor, and it's various dispensers

b. caffeine, and it's production

Comments

[nyourdrms]

Sounds good to me!! My snail mail addy is easily available on most bathroom stalls along abandoned highways.

Feel free to send any or all of those gifts my way. ;)

T

[pr0flupin]

Sent a bottle of Cuervo, lime, and salt to your email address. Didn't you get it?

[nyourdrms]

NO *looks around* the monkey must have stolen it again. BAD MONKEY

[pr0flupin]

I just sent some Puerto Rican Rum and a Baby Jebus buttplug for the monkey. You gotta pacify em or they tear the place up.
Resending your tequila, this time upgraded to Patron Silver.
Cheers!

[frugal_fatshion]

Those are the best kinds of gifts! :)

My gifts fall in two categories, too.

1) Stuff I found on clearance cause I'm broke
2) Stuff I made cause I'm broke

;)

[pr0flupin]

...it came without ribbons, it came without tags, it came without packages, boxes, or bags...

It's become a cliche (which is sometimes because it's so true), but the best kind of gifts really are those that don't cost money.

[groggysparkle]

Do you ever send the two together? Mind altering substances AND mind altering media. What??? I'm greedy...

Companiero...

[pr0flupin]

Absolutely! That's my message to friends and loved ones:

GET FUCKED UP, HOPPED UP, and ESCAPE!

That is my true gift--the excuse/permission/reason to do what they really want to do.

Even better might be sharing a bottle and a movie, music, or book together. It's so hard to get together and spend time with everybody, but to me those are the greatest moments/memories of the holidays.

[pr0flupin]

Here is an icon for you. Don't say I never gave you anything.